Thursday, November 19, 2009

Benefit Of The Doubt.


GOOGLED BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND GOT THIS PICTURE...DUH OF COURSE I HAD TO PUT IT UP, IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL
Once upon a time, I gave someone the benefit of the doubt. What is the benefit of the doubt you ask... you see, it is when you give them the benefit of the doubt. First, they dont call you when they say they are going to call so you think okay, you smashed your finger in the car door...you can't text or call.. or maybe he got a bloody nose and had to go to the e.r. or maybe in a freak accident had his mouth sewn shut and couldnt call to speak to you..or maybe he dropped his phone in a glass of water, or maybe he got in a fight and was punched in the voice box and was no longer able to speak, or maybe he passed out at a bar and the fat coug who was hitting on him stole his phone or ate it, or maybe his battery that was duct taped to his phone fell out...or maybe he got hit by a geo metro, or maybe hes a dumbass that didn't want to call you back which is the most likely of all of these scenarios...I'm pretty sure it will be the last one, so in conclusion don't give people the benefit of the doubt. They are usually full of shit.
The End.

J

1 comment:

kyle said...

you shouldnt give shit heads the benefit of the doubt jess ....... but im sure you already know that