Thursday, May 6, 2010

Interwebbing it.

All I want to watch is House, Desperate Housewives and Hulu! So finally we took our asses to Comcast where we waited 30 min for our number to be called. Who are these people and why are so many of them having issues with their remotes? Get out of my way!
We get to the front, and i'm thinking this is going to cost us and be too complicated to set up. She hands us a small box and says, "that is 9.99 and will show up on your next bill" SHIT!!!!!!!!!! we missed Project Runway and House for 9.99.. FML. We learned our lesson are now reconnected to the interweb, where we can Skype each other from our bedrooms.. yes this used to happen, don't act like you are shocked.


Monday, February 15, 2010

Thanks for the $8.00 discount on the puke suite.

I feel guilty for missing work even when it's clear I need a vacation. Justin (stefanie's boyfriend) rides bikes, good news is he finally got the training wheels removed! To celebrate he was heading to Phoenix to race in a crit nbd JTT (we learned the lingo this weekend) Anyway, we headed out unaware of what was to come. All I knew is I didn't have to put on a pair of boots for the next 6 days, thank god.
We are cruising along in Clint's comfy luxury vehicle, watching Sex & The City. When we see flashing lights from behind. Hmm we get pulled over, up walks the cop and annoying blinds us with his flashlight. (is that the way they show people they have the authority or something, by proving they will blind you if you try anything funny like going 5 over?) moving on, "where you headed?", "Phoenix for a bike race", "license & registration" off walks officer stick up his ass to cite us for going 93 in a 65. "you can see how much that is on the ticket, can you step out of the car?" clint heads to the back, the cop is at stef's window.. "can you roll that down ma'am, now are you guys taking the guanja to Phoenix with you?", "excuse me, no", "are you sure?" "yes we're pretty sure", "maybe it's the scent of perfume and flowers" ok yea, so we drive fast and smell like perfume and flowers, but we don't smoke Guanja, idiot.
Moving on, to Vegas we go. Decision made to stay at hard rock. Walk into the room and I'm positive 5 minutes before we got there they had someone conveniently puke on the floor. The scent was overwhelming and making us all nauseous. Housekeeping was useless and brought up spray, yea covering the smell of puke with flowers makes it better. I was lucky enough to sleep right where it went down & NO. Putting a pillow over it does not make it go away. HRH Thanks for the 8 dollar discount for the puke suite.
We are finally in Phoenix and the boys have to go ride in the middle of nowhere. Buuut I have to pee, & have HAD to pee for 2 hrs. Ok I'll pee in a bush I can do that.. Let's just go over here. Walking, walking, walking.. Dirt, dirt, rocks, porn, dirt.. Wait, porn? Yea spotted, 2 porn mags in the middle of nowhere. Someone felt guilty and threw them out the window, no doubt.
The next 2 days were filled with Starbucks, veggie burgers, the pool, Stefanie pawning off the baby carrots that taste too healthy, Justin telling stef not to eat chocolate for breakfast, Hanny's the restaurant with a d.j & Cibo (the amazing restaurant with horrible bitch waitress') Sunday we went to the race, many a men in spandex shorts, I personally loved it. Fact: Do you know those guys race for an hr & ride about 30ish mph the whole time.. Thats insane. Lean mean sexy legged racing machines.
It's winter in Az, I would die for an 80 degree winter by the way.
Vday dinner at pappadeaux, the
mini jersey shore paired with Affliction everywhere burning my eyes out. We came home to Gina to find her a little tipsy & full of questions like, "what time are you guys leaving?" (6) "sex!! What the frick! That's early!!" I guess you had to be there but it was hilarious. Love you Gina babe.
Driving home & blogging on the way, oh good we just pulled into some casino. "what are we doing here??" Justin responds, "we just have to play some god damn blackjack" well alright then. The trip isn't over but my blog is.. Farewell to 6 days & 5 nights of remembering what it means to have a damn good time.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Hi I need $40,000 for FIDM, love Jessica

Why the hell does school have to be so expensive!!! I applied here 2 years ago, got in, got excited. Then got a reality check... $40,000 oh man. All schools are expensive, I get that. Everyone has to make that sacrifice. Housing and books, moving to a new state, it just all piles up. So here is to the future, maybe I will make it there one day. I will always have that in the back of my mind, I think about it every so often and I get a little sad. That is really where I want to be... Keep your fingers crossed that I will be one day!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

21st & Ivy

Thursday, January 21, 2010

The party don't start til I walk in..

TICK TOCK by Kesha

I love this song it makes me want to dance, so I will.
Thankyouverymuch Kesha.