TOP TEN REASONS WHY NO ONE ELSE IN THIS TOWN MATTERS BY: ALEC SOELBERG

1. No one gives as good of nicknames. period.
2. Everyone else sucks at dancing & scandal in comparison
3. Who else do you know that can get away with literally anything?
4. Between the two of them they have more shoes than the country Etheopia and probably Honduras
5. Jess's mixtapes rock my world
6. J Crew reenactment was spot on
7. Our rockband can kick your rockband's ass
8. Their blog is AMAZING!
9. They can successfully convince you to do whatever they want and somehow make it look like it was your idea
10. They appreciate real top notch things in music & fashion and I don't know two best friends better suited for each other. Suck on that.

-Alec Soelberg